Hang with me and discover what it's like to be an ALL MALE cat-about-town forced to share my abode with a manperson and ladyperson who are the epitome` of bourgeoisie.
Don't You Wish You Were Me?
MeeeeeI'msobeautifullllooowww! Gosh. Just look at me! Even standing on top of a ladder in front of a window: I'm spectacular, I must say!