So, here we are! My manperson and ladyperson have chosen this to be our next home. While I remain slightly miffed that my input was not solicited throughout the selection process, I will concede that their choice will certainly meet the majority of my needs. It seems to have ample space allowing me to excuse myself from nonsensical family festivities to find a peaceful spot to rest.
I've already begun plans for my first pool party. At the top of the guest list: any feline lady friend who promises to show up in a flowered sarong with a hibiscus flower tucked behind her ear. There will be a fully-stocked bar complete with the finest of aperitifs and endless trays of gourmet treats. Naturally, this event will occur on a weekend that my manperson and ladyperson are away if I plan to keep it a classy affair.
One thing I am not so sure of: there seems to be an infinite number of fowl, insects, and other "critters" (as my ladyperson adoringly calls them …. Ugh) in the vicinity of our property. I'm not accustomed to this onslaught of wildlife sounds and if they continue to disturb my afternoon slumber I may have to contact the authorities.
